Updata, Proclamations, and Spider Pee

10oct07:
More photos of what's-his-face and who-dat.

16aug05:
More details on the fabulous Jeopardy experience.

24jun05:
Incomplete Jeopardy wagering strategies. (Note: a lemma is a theorem used to prove another.)

03aug04:
Only 19 months after supposing them, we have busted out the 25-second sample records, each at a tasty 196 octokilobits. It seems appropriate to mention the robust applications that make these records possible: YAMP, LP Recorder, and LP Ripper. Each is worth its full purchase price of 20 bucks or something, if one has need for such whichnesses.

18may04:
Please note that many pages formerly found on stephaniechase.net have found their way here, such as the pages on our house renovation and the many photographs from our various travels. Stephanie sez: "I'm not keepin' up that dang web site any more, since it's too much work and there's a baby on the way." News updates will have to come the old fashioned way: by phone and letter.

01jan04:
You've learned to check back infrequently for promised features, we hope. Added ratings of Rush and Queen records to the documents in order to help folks purchase the best ones. (We know that this is worse than useless, but we enjoy that sort of thing.) We are pretending to record some records that have been sitting around since 1996 or whenever.

11jul03:
Quicking upon the heels of our latest set of unfulfilled promises, we have begun to split up the documents and comix pages into various enjoyabilities. A few more links have been been added to the infobahn page. (We enjoy cleaning house every year or so.)

25dec02:
Continuing our frenzied prolificisms, we have recorded and added a new record, "Radiogirl". Also updated some dessicated links and added pdf-flavored lyrics for a buncha records.

25oct02:
Added some fine photogs from Hampton and bucolic frolics. Links to inappropriate records have been disabled, for the not availability of impressionable youngsters! A sample photog, as referenced in the final verse of Ms. Pac-Man (pdf):

[hampton beach, 2002]

Another sample can be found on the 404 error page. Aren't we clever?

24feb02:
Added eleven crappy records to the documents [now ancient records] page. These are goof-off records illustrating the epic musical history of our agonizing nonexistence. (Whut?) That's why they goes on the documents page; they're archival arty-facts. Like, we're listed on the phish.net RML now, so we need to help all the kiddoes satiate their quenchable minds, right?

09jan02:
Added more comix. The sheer number of weird drawings and associated linguistic mayhem we've created simply boggles the mind. They may need to be published with special annotations detailing pronunciations, cryptic references, and thussuch.

01apr01:
Fearing that some folks would immediately gravitate upon the shortest record, we have moved the 13-second "Gangsta Crap" from the records page. Now only folks who read the Updata will find this tasty nugget of boullioun. Hidden bonus track!

31mar01:
We have undergone a massive redesign, courtesy of Stephanie Chase, Informacion Spetialist. Improved functionalification includes upon:

* Funny comik buttons that goop-zap up when poked
* A coordinated color and header graphics scheme
* Metadata, descriptions, this page
* Cleaned-up comix, so they ain't as pixie-lated
* Man, them comik buttons are funny!

Victories for us include:

* Retention of the FixedSys typeface ("I'm really going for a C= 64 look.")
* Not fudging about too much with the comix to make the text readable

We have posted many records on the records page. Wild, wild, wild!

We reserve the right to delete old Updata stupidness without provocation or justification. (You really don't need to know about revisions that have since been revised.) And there is no spider pee.